Getting Old?

Have you looked in the mirror recently and said to yourself, "Geez...I'm getting old!"? I have!! It occurred to me a couple of months ago when I was waxing my eyebrows and saw a white eyebrow hair. OMG!!! I knew I was getting old when I saw that. It's so weird because I still feel young. It seems like I'm still 20 but when I look in the mirror I am beginning to see a line in my forehead, a line next to my eyes, and gray hairs. What's next?? Will I have one of those big moles with white hairs growing out of it? I'm just not ready for this!!
As I thought about it more and more, I realized that many of my gray hairs (that I so anxiously dye every other month) are probably caused from my kids. I haven't slept since Niko was born 3 1/2 years ago. I constantly worry about my daughter because she will soon be 13. She is beautiful and intelligent and I often worry that some weirdo is going to take advantage of her. But...I try to reassure myself that she is a level-headed young lady. She's like her Mommy. Kiana is strong and confident and she doesn't take any crap. I actually feel sorry for the man that marries her. He'll probably be one of those little guys that says, "Yes, Dear!" lol
She will definitely be the boss.
Niko worries me a little more. He loves women of all ages. I have a feeling that he's going to give me lots of grandchildren. :) He was conceived on Valentine's day. Maybe that has something to do with it? I was going to name him Valentino but his Daddy (Nick) loved the name Niko a little more. I wonder why?
I have developed a new mathematic formula for colleges everywhere:
KIDS+NO SLEEP=GRAY HAIR*WRINKLES