The Bathing Suit Dilemma

While excitedly awaiting my Spring vacation to Disneyworld, I decided that I should probably tackle the unenjoyable task of swimsuit shopping.
I found the perfect bathing suit online (that is it looked great on the model) but quickly found out that it was out of stock until after my vacation. Well, that wouldn't do me any good. So....I cancelled the order and headed out to the department stores.
I found tankinis, bikinis, one pieces, barely one pieces, and strings. None of which would fit my 38DD's! However, I remained open minded and tried on several different styles. In the tankini, I looked like I had a muffin popping out of the top of the bottoms. In the bikini, I was busting out of the top like a spring break college girl after some very bad implants. One nipple was peeking out, and although I'm sure my hubby would have enjoyed it, I wasn't too pleased. The string bikinis disappeared and haven't been found since. I'm surprised I wasn't arrested for shop lifting but that would have required a cavity search. lol
So, I decided to visit the plus size section, hoping to find a big enough top to accommodate my breasts. All the while, thinking to myself, "With all the implants in the world, do you think they would make a large top? Maybe it's time for a reduction! I sure miss my pre-baby 36 B's!"
I finally find a one-piece and try it on. It couldn't be that bad, right? Well......let's just put it this way, I looked like I had a Hawaiian dress on (I think it's called a moo moo). The stupid thing came to my knees! Finally I happen to pass a rack with a nice, normal, one piece hanging from it. Just as I was ready to give up, I decided to try it on. Well...........IT FIT!!! I actually looked human in it! Not that I didn't buy a cute little cover up to wear with it. ;)
Hopefully, I won't scare the crap out of Mickey Mouse~lol

A Present from My Son

As I was sitting with my son, watching tv, I noticed that he had something cupped in his little hand. I said, "What do you have in your hand, Niko?" "I have a present for you, Mommy!" I felt myself get teary eyed thinking, "Wow!! Is he the sweetest kid ever or what?" Well...as I thought about how sweet and smart my little 3 1/2 year old was, I started to feel bad because he was really getting big and growing up. "He will be growing up and leaving me soon", I thought to myself. "What will I do without him?" Just as I finished that thought, he put something in my hand. It was a great big, green moco (booger)! All I could think at that moment was, "Gross!!!" Of all things this kid could give me it had to be a moco. The crazy thing is...........I love this kid so dang much that I actually thought it was pretty cute! lol
Some day I can torture him with these stories. hahaha~

Sundays at My House

Has anyone ever planned on having a relaxing Sunday? No make-up. No shower. No clothes, for that matter. Just smeared mascara from the night before, pajamas, hair up in a messy ponytail, and no bra with the boobs sagging? Well...this has been my plan for many Sundays. But, just like every Sunday, I get an unexpected visitor. A knock on the door, which my 3-year-old son insists on answering. "Somebody is at the door, Mommy!!" Well.........geez....I guess I can't pretend that I'm not home, now!! Whoever is at the door surely heard his mouth!

I preceed to throw on a robe to cover up with. God knows, I don't want this visitor seeing me at my worst! It usually ends up being a friend of my husbands that is probably thinking, "Wow!! What happened to this chick?" Or.....the poor paper guy collecting for the month. No...they couldn't stop by during the week when I start my days early with fresh makeup, a bra, and brushed teeth. It's always a Sunday, when I just want to be gross. I guess I should change my bummy day to Wednesdays. :)